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Five Minute Man

Five Minute Man
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Frame 1
NARRATOR To Audience
We made love after the concert.

CAMELLO To Marlborina (off-screen)
This was a mistake.

Frame 2
Camello cries into his hands.

NARRATOR To Audience
Those five minutes were a total disappointment.

Frame 3
Camello stands with his arms crossed. Marlborina holds on to Camello’s arm.

You should not be married. Let’s run away to Moscow.

Frame 4
Camello holds Marlborina.

CAMELLO To Marlborina
I promise to take you with me, but not yet. I’ll need to pull some strings.

Hurry. Without you to smuggle in tampons, my family will realize I have my cycle, and they’ll marry me off.
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