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A xenolinguist and a soldier walked in on a alien probe...

A xenolinguist and a soldier walked in on a alien probe...
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Frame 1
Close-up of a surprised Mikhail.
MIKHAIL To Camello (off-screen)
We’re too late. That woman is about to be probed.

Frame 2
A blonde and nearly naked Russian Woman is wrapped up in tentacles, screaming.
WOMAN To Mikhail and Camello (off-screen)

Close-up of a surprised Camello.
CAMELLO To Mikhail (off-screen)
What the hell is that thing, comrade? Is it going to kill her? Should I shoot?

Frame 3
A tentacled creature is holding and probing the blonde woman. Camello and Mikhail look on.

MIKHAIL To Camello
Earth weapons are no match against Zeta Reticulian Death Rays or the Biomechanical Cephalopodoid Research Vessel. The alien will deeply probe her body cavities. When the Zeta finishes its research, she will be covered in disinfectant goo and release. All we can do is deal with the messy aftermath.
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Author Notes:

17th Apr 2021, 10:39 PM
I guess we have to start this comic somewhere... So let's start it off with a potential bang.

Old Barxotkis: If this is starting in a different order than you remember from the old days, you are correct. Mandarr and I grudgingly had to accept that it was too difficult for people to follow the original non-linear order of this production in a webcomic format, so we changed it. This made our less experimental storyteller, Loki a very happy man. Also, the Dima, Zoya, Sasha apartment drama was kind MEH, so out it went.

New Barxotkis: Welcome to this mindfuck of a comic! It might seem like erotica at spots, but it really isn't. Our goal isn't so much about getting you turned on, it is about making you very uncomfortable and engaging in thoughts. You are either going to love this experience, or hate it with every fiber of your soul.