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Welcome To The Life Of Lucky

by Vas on May 14, 2009 at 12:01 am
Some people have an insane amount of sex appeal for no logical reason whatsoever.

[Updated 5/15/2012]

Notes

This graphic novel is not porn. I know it looks like it might be that way, but trust me there is far too much plot and not enough money shots.

The original version of this page the drawing is a lot stiffer and the dialogue is a bit confusing. The additional frame and far more economical writing in the new version make the page a lot easier to understand. I also like the fact that Lucky looks more arrogant and the women look less like dolls without personality. Anything I can do to humanize my work is a good thing.

For Russian Readers Who May Assume That Moskovsky Is A Mistranslated Geographical Name

The Moskovsky Lucky is referring to, happens to be a rural territory centered around the Moskovsky Industrial Farm administrated by Mosagro, as opposed to Moscow proper.  Nicotash, the fictional Romani settlement camp and later illegal village that Lucky resided in, was located just in the outskirts of the farmland itself.  Since Gadje people would probably not be savvy to Nicotash, Lucky refers to the Moskovsky terrain instead.  (Thanks to Alisa for pointing out the need for this clarification.)

Click on the 2 below the comic to see the original version of this page. Click on 1 to switch it back. I will eventually make the first 24 pages of this webcomic look as nice as this one.

Credits

Story and Art by Vas Littlecrow Wojtanowicz

Flats and Holds on The New Version of This Page by Paul Haskell

Transcript: English

Frame one

Closeup of Lucky. He looks like an tan old Spaniard, silver haired and wearing a gray suit and dark gray tie. Distress peppers his face.

Lucky To unseen characters I'm Bahktale Strikes Vasquez Drina, third cousin of the five undisputed Rroma kings. That's not my legal name. You Gadje folks can call me "Lucky".

Frame two

A younger Lucky, around his thirties, is sitting on a chair by the window. He is having sex with three Russian women. All of them have blond hair.

Short-haired blonde To Lucky You are so exotic and insatiable.
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Russian Blondes

by Vas on May 16, 2009 at 12:01 am
When my husband was single, he used to get laid by chicks who hated him quite frequently. I have no idea what that shit was about.

One very interesting thing I learned while my husband was courting me is that for some gypsy men non-Rroma women are fair game when it comes to sex, but are not fit for marriage.  The small bit of Calo in my gene pool was actually one of the reasons he pursued me for his bride rather than just a lover.  Romantic liasons between Rroma men and non-Rroma women are a very controversial topic.  In some Gypsy groups dating outsiders is considered to be extremely taboo.  In others, dating non-Rroma women is completely acceptable as long as marriage isn’t in the picture.  I decided that Lucky’s favored flavor of Russian woman would be blond.  I patterned this after my husband’s youthful predilection for that hair color.

 

Click on the 2 below the comic to see the original version of this page. Click on 1 to switch it back. I have 22 more pages to go.

 

Credits

Story and Art by Vas Littlecrow Wojtanowicz

Flats and Holds on The New Version of This Page by Paul Haskell


Transcript: English

FRAME 1


Two blond and female Russian irrigatrion maintenance specialists regard Lucky with disdain. They're wearing gray jumpsuit uniforms.


Slender Irrigation Specialist To Curvy Irrigation Specialist The supervisor is a gypsy?


Curvy Irrigation Specialist To Slender Irrigation Specialist Yep. A dark- skinned thief.


FRAME TWO


Lucky in his work uniform, yells at the irrigation specialists. His long brown hair is pulled back in a ponytail.



Lucky To Women I'm training you on irrigator maintenance. I don't need this. You pale bitches only hate on me because you want me. Just fuck me now and get it out of your systems.


FRAME THREE


Lucky indulges in a threesome with the two irrigation specialists.


FRAME FOUR


Older Lucky narrates.


Lucky To unseen characters. I maintained the appearance of purity around my own race. White fangirls and smuggled rubbers kept me sane. The more hateful the bitches were, the more they wanted me.



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Guilty Conscience

by Vas on January 13, 2010 at 12:01 am
These voices, I hear them, I hear them, and what they say I follow, I follow...

Dear Lucky,

 

I know that feeling all too well.  And I know exactly why.  You may also want to know that my friend Lucinda is probably giggling at this comic, and the fact that the lighting is greenish.  She has nothing to do with my knowledge of your feelings.  She just gave me some duende in the creation of this page.

 

Regards,
Vas

 

P.S.  I love you to death audience, but no context for you.

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Possible Overdose

by Vas on May 12, 2011 at 12:01 am
Hold my breath as I wish for death...

Back in the days when I hated myself, I would try to overdose while hoping for death.  I never died.  Being in that kind of despair is not fun.

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Under The Shadow Of A Love That Is Now Gone

by Vas on May 24, 2011 at 12:01 am
Poor Dorotnya. She can't compete with a ghost.

Sometimes, you can’t compete with a memory.

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What Possessed Him To Say That

by Vas on May 30, 2011 at 12:01 am
Somebody's kinda screwed.

Possession can be a bitch.  Your sexual orientation being illegal is an even bigger bitch.

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Admit The You Are Powerless Over Life

by Vas on June 1, 2011 at 12:01 am
Guilt is like the reverse fountain of youth.

Stress ages you.

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The Zeta Reticulian Incident

by Vas on July 1, 2011 at 12:01 am
WTF? Why does this comic need tentacle rape? WHY?

When I originally drew the scene, Camello was an agent for the Soviet Army. But after thinking about it, I decided that a position as a cannon-fodder conscript would be more appropriate considering his social status as a Rrom in 1982 Russian society.

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Self Serving Self Sacrifice

by Vas on July 4, 2011 at 12:01 am
Damn. She looks cold.

Okay, this takes the cake for Camello’s sexually scandalous behavior.  I realize that Camello is eighteen in this scene and frustrated about the lack of potential man-on-man action in a society where same sex love is illegal and taboo.  But seriously, tentacle monster is not an appropriate substitute for naughty man parts!

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Green Slime Love

by Vas on July 11, 2011 at 12:01 am
Not a cum shot.

For someone who just got tentacle raped and slimed by an alien, Camello looks so happy.

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