If you know Russian people, there 10 fun stereotypical quirks to watch for:
- If they’re not Jewish, and they want something, Russians will probably offer you cute bribes. If they’re Russian Jews, they’ll just guilt trip you.
- Russian people are really blunt and direct. They will laugh in your face if they think that you are a dumbass.
- Yet, for some inexplicable reason, Russians also like to inflict riddles, metaphorical speeches and guessing games that will confuse you into submission.
- Russians are really anal retentive about everything.
- Babushkas are incredibly bossy and catty, yet it’s impossible not to love them. Especially when they stuff you full of food.
- Russians come in three speeds: genius, unimpressed and blockhead.
- Russians will get completely pissed if you call them “Commies.” This does not exclude Russians that are actually Communists.
- Russians that drink will laugh behind your back if you imbibe expensive vodka.
- Russian women in porno movies have amazing bodies, but almost always seem to exhibit an “I don’t give a shit, just pay me,” attitude.
- When you try talking to Russians in Russian, they will become ridiculously happy and promptly correct your grammar.
Subject change: Anal sex is cool. Bad anal sex is hell. That’s all I have to say on that topic.

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