Calm Down. She’s Right.
Have you ever been in a public situation where you’ve had to confess something very personal without really wanting to? If you have, then welcome to Camello’s world in this week’s comic. Paul Haskell rocked the flats and holds this week while I took care of everything else.
CAMELLO To Accordion Man (off-screen)
Yes, as a matter of fact, I was committed to a psychiatric ward before I was discharged.
Accordion Man holds his hand to his face.
ACCORDION MAN To Camello (off-screen)
WOMAN To group
I don’t get it. Why did the old lady call him blue?
TRENDY GIRL To Woman
Because he does it with other men.
NARRATOR To Audience
A trendy girl who would rather be in Moscow, said it outright.
Camello looks shifty.
CAMELLO To Trendy girl (off-screen)
An ugly guy with a red kerchief and gray shirt rages at the trendy girl, her eye widens.
CAMELLO’S BANDMATE To Trendy girl
Shut up you white-wannabe ho! Cam plays guitar in my band. He ain’t no buttfucker!
Camello looks resigned.
CAMELLO His bandmate (off-screen)
Dude, calm down... she’s right. I’m in love with a gadje guy.