Damn Kids
on January 28, 2013
at 12:00 am
Chapter: 007 - A Superkiller Rusalka Week
Location: Just Outside Of Town
Commentary
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↓ Transcript
FRAME 1
Tsar is showering and looking grumpy.
TSAR THINKING
First, it was that creepy nightmare. Then, it was the cat. And, I REALLY didn't need to know about my son's sex life. God! It's not even 5:00AM and today already sucks.
FRAME 2
Dissonant Russian noise sound effects. Tsar is cringing as she showers.
SCREAMING VOICE OFF-SCENE
I'm telling!
FRAME 3
Olivia and Cain are arguing with each other. They are covered in flour and milk; presumably from a food fight.
OLIVIA TO TSAR
He started it!
CAIN TO OLIVIA
No way!
FRAME 4
Tsar is in a kitchen littered with broken eggs, spilled milk, flour, bacon and shortening. He is wearing a towel on his head and two others to cover his body. He is holding up a belt menacingly in a furious rage.
TSAR
I don't give a fuck about who started it. I'M GONNA FINISH IT!
Tsar is showering and looking grumpy.
TSAR THINKING
First, it was that creepy nightmare. Then, it was the cat. And, I REALLY didn't need to know about my son's sex life. God! It's not even 5:00AM and today already sucks.
FRAME 2
Dissonant Russian noise sound effects. Tsar is cringing as she showers.
SCREAMING VOICE OFF-SCENE
I'm telling!
FRAME 3
Olivia and Cain are arguing with each other. They are covered in flour and milk; presumably from a food fight.
OLIVIA TO TSAR
He started it!
CAIN TO OLIVIA
No way!
FRAME 4
Tsar is in a kitchen littered with broken eggs, spilled milk, flour, bacon and shortening. He is wearing a towel on his head and two others to cover his body. He is holding up a belt menacingly in a furious rage.
TSAR
I don't give a fuck about who started it. I'M GONNA FINISH IT!
Wait…is that bacon on the sink? ARE THEY WASTING BACON? Tan their ungrateful hides!
That is most certainly bacon. It’s the biggest reason I have no sympathy for those little monsters.
I want to keep getting your updates – just got your email about that. Please keep me posted!
Wonderful! You always bring something wonderful to the conversation, so I am pleased that you are going to continue. Did you check the box when you commented? If you did, you are good to go!